mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

bloody midget

bobur is a bloody midget

bloody midget is babur

by Big nibba gay boi May 26, 2021

midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016

midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

by liza liza liza June 4, 2005

midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

by Bambino May 6, 2006