goo log

The place where Russian trolls go when they failed to live up to daddy Putins expectations.

Keven Underwood got sent to the goo log, because people with fucked up names go to places with fucked up names.

by American Troll November 4, 2018

log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 November 19, 2007

johnny log

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

by Craney March 27, 2004

hot log

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

by nommachine November 28, 2010

Poked the log

when you give someone anal and it touches their shit

"I just poked the log last night"

by Bob John October 19, 2006

tater logs

First of all tater logs are definitely not french fries. they are MORE than french fries. They are the Frenchiest, fryiest french fries you could ever french fry.

Yo, gimme dose tater logs bruh!

by NerdPiggeh December 9, 2013

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003