Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 06, 2016

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 08, 2017

canine liquid

refers to someone who is a bitch like a jimmy... don't be like jimmy be like Karl a chad

ur canine liquid jimmy

by creater_of_ur_canine_liquid May 18, 2022

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy October 09, 2015

Liquid Hydration

anther word for water

Y'all i'm thirsty , I need liquid hydration

by Arron Sky September 23, 2019

T-liquid

A THC/glycerin tincture that is used in an e-cigarette.

Just before bed I switch tanks on my tornado from e-liquid to t-liquid. It helps me sleep.

by kd0afk April 09, 2012

Liquid Genie

The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off

At long last...the Liquid Genie finally appeared...(Wish I'd remembered to buy more kleenex!)

by Grivenshnavel August 09, 2008