Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 10, 2017

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 25, 2020

T-liquid

A THC/glycerin tincture that is used in an e-cigarette.

Just before bed I switch tanks on my tornado from e-liquid to t-liquid. It helps me sleep.

by kd0afk September 7, 2012

liquid helium

A liquid that will freeze your fucking asshole off even colder than fucking liquid nitrogen or Dry ice I dare you to drink it.

Man 1: I want to die I will drink bleach
Man 2: Nah dude gasoline is better
Man 3: Liquid nitrogen is way better
Man 4: liquid helium is the coldest you dumfuk
Man 3: no its not
Man 5: well I'll try lava
(everyone drinks their favorite suicidal drink)

by Pee Pee suck February 11, 2018

liquid lurch

Another term for a drink with cannabis in it. The drinkable variant of an edible.

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"

by dipshed December 21, 2018

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015