Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

T-liquid

A THC/glycerin tincture that is used in an e-cigarette.

Just before bed I switch tanks on my tornado from e-liquid to t-liquid. It helps me sleep.

by kd0afk September 7, 2012

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 10, 2017

liquid helium

A liquid that will freeze your fucking asshole off even colder than fucking liquid nitrogen or Dry ice I dare you to drink it.

Man 1: I want to die I will drink bleach
Man 2: Nah dude gasoline is better
Man 3: Liquid nitrogen is way better
Man 4: liquid helium is the coldest you dumfuk
Man 3: no its not
Man 5: well I'll try lava
(everyone drinks their favorite suicidal drink)

by Pee Pee suck February 11, 2018

liquid lust

when she’s wet with excitement

man: damn girl i can feel your liquid lust
anon: did you just shoot liquid lust?
Anon: is that liquid list running down my leg?

by meago August 3, 2021

Liquid rock

Someone who is SHORT

Your liquid rock.

by A Random person533 July 25, 2021

Liquid candycane

When a male is having sexual intercorse with a female during menstration and after ejaculation the two substances mix and result in a hot mess of semen and period blood

Niko got pissed after Jeremy turned on the lights and realized that he made a liquid candycane with Paula

by Naughty Neek December 10, 2015