Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"
Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"
Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
by A person with a definition July 14, 2011
Get the Lightning mug.A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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by Spoooooob January 12, 2024
Get the Lightning Rodding mug.Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.
Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?
Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
by Benito Swagolini January 26, 2024
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Get the White Lightning mug.When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides
Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
by Mrsjelilebi April 26, 2023
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End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
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