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landon guy 

Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.
sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)

landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*
landon guy by maury povich January 8, 2005

landon guy 

Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.
Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
landon guy by Kunal April 10, 2005

landon guy 

HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!
girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
landon guy by lizzie April 17, 2005

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.
Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!
Landon Spit by Brt241 October 9, 2011

Landon Buerge 

Have you seen Landon Buerge, if you do you will cum!
Landon Buerge by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019

Landon Style 

The act of continuously leading on someone of who you know is interested in dating you, but you really don't like (for this definition that person will be referred to as the victim). Typically, the person practicing Landon Style, or Landoneer, will keep the victim interested by toying with their emotions and occasionally dropping a hint or making a move suggesting that they're interested in a relationship with them.
Tom has been using Landon Style on Taylor lately to get to go bowling.
Landon Style by Gotcha Landon March 28, 2011