Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Xtreme Lard ass

Someone who comes over to your house and feeds on every single piece of food you have in your house. and dosent do anyhting but play video games

"hey Jack came over yesterday and ate all my muthefucking food!"
"wow. what an Xtreme Lard ass

by Pattyfatty February 14, 2009

fat lard

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

by Titty munch August 23, 2017

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 31, 2007

lard

An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"

by Mitch Martin August 10, 2007

Lairy

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

"What a lairy pad."

by JoAnne December 23, 2002

LAIR

A stupid b***h that likes to do what he or she wants To do and never listens to anybody else and they need to quit partying a lot and they have too many friends and they’re fake and they will go to jail and then will get the famous and rich

Hey don’t hang with LAIR he or she party’s to much and they get in trouble a lot

by Big bitty Bitch June 14, 2020