turbo top lad

Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".

Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!

by T.T.L. January 7, 2012

Eshay Lad

Teenage Australian Mad cunt that chills around Norwood. They usually Staunch around the joint while rolling one.

Oi I reckon its Jett and his full esh mates, lets cross over I don't wanna b fucking with them eshay lads

by Maaddddd Caunt June 18, 2019

What a LAD!

A Stupid fucking catchphrase used by chavs and swagfags, or as they call themselves, "LADS".

You should have seen it mate, josh walked over to that girl and tapped her ass, What a LAD!

by GenerationFucked November 8, 2014

Feels mad lad

When nothing is going your way and you just want to tell someone! FML!!!

wake up
put on shoes
go to the shops

realise your still naked apart from your shoes
FML (feels mad lad)

by Phianon September 4, 2010

young lad

What old-fashioned idiots call anyone's child, or anyone under the age of 18.

"Look at that young lad with the crazy hair!"
"Terry's young lad wrecked his car."

by mylovewillturnyouon May 24, 2010

Filthy lad

Men with egotistical issues

Will Reed and Harry Robertson are Filthy lads #absolutefilth

by Filthyyyyyy May 27, 2015

Gym Lad

A person who always goes the the gym

Omg he’s such a gym lad

by Hxribo August 11, 2018