long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011

long stemmy green bitches

Celery

Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.

by veggieman November 6, 2012

Long Island Strong Arm

When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.

No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

long island jellyfish

A used condom found on the beach.

I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."

by Kidkangaroo October 8, 2015

Longboarding

Similar to skateboarding but the board is longer and there are different types. Some people just like to cruise around while others prefer downhilling, longboard dance, and freestyle.

I like longboarding better than skateboarding because I like the flow of the dance steps.

by Little Italian August 14, 2018

Long Calf

A more politically correct term for "Cankles." Cankles are a condition where the ankle does not exist, the circumference of the calf extends all the way down to the foot.

"Long calf is a major turn-off."

by purplHayes March 30, 2019