by sadday101 January 28, 2020

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
by C44444 January 2, 2019

by The bootynator January 26, 2020

Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.
"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."
by Kbsboo August 4, 2008

by foaming lizard February 3, 2020

A real ass street nigga that don’t play by the rules. He got 4 bodies and been in and out da pen. That nigga be spinnin shit and dog hoes. He also got members like Jdot Breezy he be coolin wit.
by dreqo October 10, 2022

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
