Kidcation

A trip where all activities are centered around your children.

We had a great kidcation, but now I need an adult vacation.

by Ernila August 31, 2015

kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017

kidded down

When your in MIDLIFE just HAD KIDS and realize your TIED DOWN to the house bc of multiple reasons ....

HEY LEROY CAN U PLEASE SWING BY THE LIQUOR STORE AND GRAB ME MY USUAL TITOS....? .... I'm KIDDED DOWN over here with the twins and can't make it out , it's a real hassle "?

by ZacariousGilbertus May 27, 2017

kaddah

Kaddah means “bye” used as slang in Cairns 4870, FNQ.

Friend: My bus is here ghee kaddah
Friend 2: Oh aight then kaddah bro

by Cairns Boy 4870 February 26, 2018

Kiddie Raper

Another word for saying a pedophile rapist

Bitch: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jared Fogle?
Cunt: You mean that kiddie raper?

by Zig Steenine May 23, 2018

kida

a word used to describe a stubborn bitch who only thinks of herself

god that girl is such a kida

by hyperzombieRS May 25, 2018

Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018