A witty, smart, kind girl who loves the outdoors. she is also very beautiful and makes heads turn as if Taylor Swift just walked by!
by John Karrisol January 05, 2017
A girl who is mainly depressed from morning to sometime after lunch (because lunch cures he when she is hangry, which she constantly is). Then for a short 0.005 - 50 mins time period she isn’t depressed anymore but is mildly happy. Joni kate increases her happiness and hyper ness by chugging a full pack of nerds. But then times change. This is the dark zone. No one can tell if a Joni kate is happy or sad as this is the time where she more or likely is binging on marvel movies. There is a lot of laughing and crying involved so it’s quite hard to tell. Usually she is tired durning the day but an insomniac at night. Her regualar time for sleeping is 1am.
Her speciality’s are
-downing a whole bottle of whip creme faster that you can say “jk stop”
-is able to attract any boy at shinty in her range of view.
-goes beast mode (death mode) when food is not present in less than an hour period.
-was able to binge watch all marvel movies in the space of maybe less than a week
-pulling all nights every night
and many more things
Her friends are quite nice sometimes. Well one of them is nice and prett child back while the other is an absaloute mad lad who made this.
Favourite things
-marvel
-food
-music (specifically 2013)
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-also did I mention Tom Holland
So yeh
Her speciality’s are
-downing a whole bottle of whip creme faster that you can say “jk stop”
-is able to attract any boy at shinty in her range of view.
-goes beast mode (death mode) when food is not present in less than an hour period.
-was able to binge watch all marvel movies in the space of maybe less than a week
-pulling all nights every night
and many more things
Her friends are quite nice sometimes. Well one of them is nice and prett child back while the other is an absaloute mad lad who made this.
Favourite things
-marvel
-food
-music (specifically 2013)
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-Tom Holland
-also did I mention Tom Holland
So yeh
Boys at shinty to her brothr - wow Joni kate is hot and has a nice ass
Friend 1 - so hows your day
Joni kate - really good actually
**1 minute later**
Friend 1 - so wanna hang out later
Joni kate - **hangirly** HANG OUT !! I need my priorities set straight you need to under stand that I have duties to do!!
Friend 1- like what
Joni kate - Stalk Tom Holland and well yeh
**one minute later**
Friend 1- **hands food**
Joni kate- you no what that sounds fun
Friend 1 - so hows your day
Joni kate - really good actually
**1 minute later**
Friend 1 - so wanna hang out later
Joni kate - **hangirly** HANG OUT !! I need my priorities set straight you need to under stand that I have duties to do!!
Friend 1- like what
Joni kate - Stalk Tom Holland and well yeh
**one minute later**
Friend 1- **hands food**
Joni kate- you no what that sounds fun
by mad lad 69 November 03, 2018
one of the most amazing fashion icons of our time whose sense of style combined with inate creativity is inspiring to all of those in the fashion world
by Kate3664 May 10, 2005
a Mary Kate is an energetic, artistic, fun - loving girl. She has a great smile, and a cute body. She's really into music, and has an extremely unique taste. She's a big-time party girl, and is unafraid to experiment... with ANYTHING. Her clothing choices are even more unique than her taste in music, but be careful. a Mary Kate can be a bit of a poser or attention whore at times, but everyone still loves her.
1: What is Mary Kate wearing?
2: Who knows, she probably just picked it out for attention.
1: I don't care, she looks GOOD!
2: Who knows, she probably just picked it out for attention.
1: I don't care, she looks GOOD!
by gthfk8774 December 29, 2011
To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.
"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
Man 1: " Hey Steve check that bitches ass out.."
Man 2: "Damn she's sexy, shes definitely reppin' Kate's ass."
Man 2: "Damn she's sexy, shes definitely reppin' Kate's ass."
by MamaBearski November 18, 2010
Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.
by Matt Weller February 05, 2011