add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

by Mollex February 24, 2021

kalath

A form of homosexual practice that requires 13 males, a bucket and one towel

Oh man those guys were doing a Kalath all night, it was messy !

by RobbehT June 27, 2007

Kaleb

Stinky badinky

Kaleb: hi
Everyone else: stinky badinky

by bbibbibee September 29, 2021

kaleb

The most fagish person you will meet. If i could chose between fucking a dog or look at him i would kill him. Kaleb, also known as a transvestite. A guy who enjoys girls with penises, preferably from a cartoon.

kaleb is gay

by gabe9689 October 24, 2011

Kale

An extremely dumb nigger that chucks spears all day long with extreme enthusiasm and niggerdum. Can also be found in nature as a Do Do bird if it were still alive.

"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"

by The Mysterious Boner November 1, 2008

Kaleb

An annoying twat who thinks he is better than everyone. Thinks he is smart by using "your mom" jokes frequently yet looks like a fool.

"Hey, is that Kaleb?"
"Ugh, yeah. What a conceited butthead."

by Mexlody December 19, 2017

kaleb

A Kaleb is a depressed young man. A Kaleb tends to spend his days lonely and sad. A Kaleb HATES fun.

My best friend did not want to shoot fireworks at the neighbors, he is a real Kaleb.

by Jimmy hilfiger June 10, 2013