Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl

A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.

noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

ʻŌ chelsea peretti ka ʻāʻī ale hope

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😱:ʻŌ chelsea peretti ka ʻāʻī ale hope

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

ka duat

it means something along the lines of "my love" in the mizo language

"can you pass me that, ka duat?"

by yoonsieun April 24, 2025

KAS

kill all sluts.

i hate emily and her friends, they’re such sluts. KAS!!!!!

by coolturtle77 July 14, 2021

Ka Ka

Ka Ka is short for Kaotica, a terrible two man, chug and squeal band: they get their assthetic from other unknown bands. Ka Ka love the devil and cooking pizzas. Ka Ka are known for showing butt crack and wearing ICP (Insane Clown Pants)

Ka Ka is about to shit on you when you least expect it

by backwound August 19, 2025