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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.
noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
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doy ka lund

Damn, doy ka lund is so small!
by Isshin8704 January 6, 2024
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Kas

The cutest person on this earth who deserves all the love in the universe <33
Person 1: Look its Kas
Person 2 aka me: UWU
by hiirlyloveyou November 22, 2019
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Lund ka topa

Metaphorically, a very stupid person. Literally, the head of a penis.
Ashish is being such a Lund ka topa by killing the vibe of the party.
Don't talk to him, he'll irritate you, such a Lund ka topa.
by Project Su February 17, 2024
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burger ka sakin

by Burger D. Luffy April 18, 2022
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