National Kobe and Gigi day

On february 26 it will be national Kobe and Gigi day

Friend 1 why’d you yell Kobe and Gigi. Friend 2 cuz it’s national Kobe and Gigi day to honor them.

by sadday101 January 28, 2020

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

going out like kobe

To die in a fiery explosion, going out in a blaze of glory

Fuck nursing homes, when I get too old to wipe my ass I'm going out like Kobe.

by The bootynator January 26, 2020

Part-Time Kobe Fan

Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.

"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."

by Kbsboo August 4, 2008

August 24 National Kobe Day

National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!

P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!

P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!

by foaming lizard February 3, 2020

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.

Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.

by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020