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zodiac killer

got away with a killing spree back in the 70's. VERY mysterious figure. we might never know the truth about who he was. Really messed up individual and probably has inspired many killings in the post zodiac era.
elusive psycho from the 70's whom got away with murders.

The zodiac killer has slapped or nations authorities in the face by killing 6+ people, leaving clues, and getting away with it.

zodiac killer by jaimeq43 January 5, 2006

wonder killer 

A seriously lame term some chick who was trying to be cute and sell t-shirts.

To be a wonder killer means you're someone who is anal and annoying, and you can't let a question go unanswered, even if it's rhetorical. Signs that you might be a wonder killer include lack of tact and irritating know-it-all behavior.
My husband asked me "Do you think anyone still uses payphones?" and OF COURSE I had to give him a long lecture that yes, people still used payphones and it was elitist to think that everyone used cellphones! What can I say, I'm a wonder killer. Hehe!
wonder killer by Samba July 3, 2005

portfolio killer 

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011

jew killer 

A particularly smelly fart from ones anus. the gasses of the fart were so autrocious that they could kill jews in the holocaust.
Oh god dude, did you just rip that jew killer?
jew killer by BRINUTS. February 20, 2011

Planet Killer 

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
Planet Killer by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006

boner killer

(noun)- A person who says or does something so lame it immediately sucks all the joy out of a normally fun, hilarious and appealing situation.
"Yo man, enjoying the party?"
"Yea man!! Its fucking tight.. i ran over a dog on the way here"
"Dude... Why you got to be such a BONER KILLER!!!"

"Who puked on your pool table?"
"Just some Boner Killer."
boner killer by P. Lesiak January 7, 2008