Jumper

Jumper- (N) A person whom jumps from one relationship to another with a short span of time in between suitors.

Tim just posted he broke up with Kathy on Facebook last week, now he posting pics of him and Ashley on IG saying that's his "lil quarterback". He is such a jumper!

by Miss Blue of Newark,NJ September 6, 2014

Jumper

A friend who jumps friend to friend and acts fake to them or a person who switches sides

Or a jumper is when a girl hops guy to guy and can't make up her mind

Man she a jumper she swore she hated her yesterday.

Stop jumping on us bruh

by Mikethtdancer June 5, 2015

Jumper

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.

This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!

by Torbert July 25, 2019

jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

Juner

A very angry half asian who can be nice sometimes.

That guy is a total juner

by taylololololol July 19, 2022

Jukereise

Jukereise is the owner of many roblox games, with the most notable being Juke’s Towers of Hell, aka JToH, with 19M+ visits, and Perfectly Standard Elevator, aka PSE. She also owns a few other games such as Perpetual Adventure (PA), Adopt me, Standard Issue Elevator, Evade, and JToH semi-official practice place. She is also known for never procrastinating and always staying motivated on her games

Person A: “Yo, do you play the games made by Jukereise”
Person B: “no fuck you”
Person A: “Well, I think you should. They’re really fun.”

by 4road June 15, 2023

chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 7, 2008