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Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!
by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010
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Joseph Bailey

That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
Dude it's Joseph Bailey... quick rub his head.
by MalachiPeace January 4, 2012
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Joseph Beton

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010
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joseph Augustine

What a fucking legend he will fuck you girl then move onto your mum and you will still thank him.
by J2132TRAPPY January 21, 2021
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Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.
Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.
by naxt December 16, 2013
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joseph-william

the most caring, handsome, and kindest man in the whole wide world. His heart is pure with goodness and everyone loves him for himself. They are always smart and logical and have very big brains. Their knowledge can be used both in good and bad ways but they can decide that for themselves. They may make mistakes but always know what they did and even though they may hold a grudge, things for them will resolve easily. They have a good sense of style and always know what is best for other people. They also put others first instead of themselves and this shows that they have a good-spirit and are literally the best human in the world. They are very funny and their jokes always make people laugh. They have the best smile, even if they don't like it other people do and their smiles make others smile and can make anyone's day.
"who's that person?"
"Oh that's joseph-william, just the best person ever"
"I wish I was like him"
"don't we all, he's the best human in the world and everyone would love to live his life"
by marley 20/01/20 May 14, 2020
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joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!
Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him
by Josephofthe12yearolds April 18, 2021
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