jinglespinjelqing

jinglespinjelqing is defined by a person rotationally performing the art of jelqing, which resembles a top being spun, thus giving us the jelqing variation known as spin jelqing. Spinjelqing by itself is the basic act of performing jelqing rotationally, however, the specifics of jinglespinjelqing refer to someone spinjelqing during holiday time, most often Christmas time, thus the element "jingle" in the name. Jinglespinjelquing refers to an individual engaging in spinjelquing in the christmas time

My apologies for missing the wedding, I was pre-occupied with an extensive session of jinglespinjelqing, because it's Christmas time of course

by Gudmonke February 4, 2025

Jingler

A person who masturbates to an object

You are talking about objects and awful lot, are you a jingler?

by Sir gooberton February 4, 2025

jinglepouch

A jinglepouch is a adult slang term for the scrotum and testes.

"Amanda was so into Rob's jinglepouch!"

by supersonkboi:D January 20, 2026

Jingle Hoe

jingle hoe (noun)
A low-class hoe whose income audibly announces itself. Paid in coins, not cash. Measures success by the weight of her change purse and spends quality time counting rolls of coins while pretending it’s a bag.

She flexes like she’s paid, but that hoe counts coins, not paper. Jingle hoe

by Lexicon Shawty January 22, 2026

jingler

a slur for a queer person who wears a carabiner.

used affectionately by queer people to describe themselves.

1. did you see that jingler at the thrift ? I could hear them a mile away

2. that fucking jingler never does the dishes

3. omg stop i’m such a jingler

4. Look at Hana’s outfit, they’re such a jingler

by opium_enby_103 July 20, 2025

Jingle Bells

"Jingle Bells" is an American song and one of the most commonly sung Christmas songs in the world. Legend says that the song made its debut in 1850 in Medford, Massachusetts, composed by James Lord Pierpont. Pierpont was a native of the town and wanted to write something to commemorate the town's annual sleigh races around Thanksgiving.

Song: Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Oh Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!

by @MooseGamer14 October 18, 2025

Jinkleminer

A word to describe someone of unfathomable greed and lust. The word derives from an ancient langues used primarily by the people of Carcosa and created by Hastur the Unfathomable. The use of this word against someone who does not match the description will turn the user mad with pure biblical pain and agony. The abysmal experience will last until the user apologizes by having a fungus bog with the recipient of the misused insult.

you are a Jinkleminer, Joah Sather. I only hope pain upon you and your family.

by Sarconious Balboney November 26, 2025