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omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021
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a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
by sampossident August 23, 2021
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Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
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jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
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Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
by Smoke Destructer December 28, 2008
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