Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.

Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic

by I write names2 May 6, 2019

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.

Jason is so disorganized!!

by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018

Jason

Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.

Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.

by Soya555 February 9, 2021

Jason

Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless

Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch

by Mbgod September 4, 2019

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020