Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.
by thatquirkygal October 2, 2023
Get the Jan Zymug. 
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
Get the bro-jan horsemug. The cutest person ever. She’s so sweet and so gorgeous and super funny. She’s a special girl and really likes raspberries. Don’t treat her wrong she deserves the world however she can get a bit moody out of nowhere sometimes. Usually with dark hair, light skin, skinny. She’s perfect and would make perfect girlfriend material.
by bihgonbeabih2115 March 26, 2023
Get the Janmug. the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
by zred2006 February 7, 2022
Get the 5 jan 2030mug. 
A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017
Get the jan håkonmug.