Randy Jackson

A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate

guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink

by mehale December 19, 2011

Hot Jackson

Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.

by One Two February 7, 2008

The Alan Jackson

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

by moliver130 January 8, 2011

Jackson Hinkle

A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.

We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Lamar Jackson

The spawn of Michael Vick and a future super bowl champion

"Lamar Jackson is Houdini!"

by GoatedDynamite September 12, 2021

sally jackson

The most wonderful type of mother you will ever see.
Goddess of blue food and mother to heroes. Completely badass.

Proof that the most wonderful people have the most rotten luck.

Demigod #1: Did you just see the Seven with Nico and Reyna!!
Demigod #2: Yeah I did. Where do you think they were going?
Demigod #3: I heard to Sally Jackson's for some blue cookies
Demigod #1 & #2:Damn lucky

by Potere_Regina_RaRa April 24, 2019

To pull a jackson

To insult a teachers age

To pull a Jackson on ms.Smith is to insult her age

by Spotlight uhh March 8, 2019