A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 19, 2011

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.
by One Two February 7, 2008

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
by moliver130 January 8, 2011

A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.
We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.
by anonymous July 15, 2023

deffinition 1:
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
d1
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
by jump the fence April 12, 2019

by juicebox August 17, 2016

by CryptWalkin November 24, 2022
