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a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
jesus by sampossident August 23, 2021
Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
Jesus by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021
jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
jesus_ruiz1249
jesus has a huge cock😱
jesus by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
Jesus by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020
Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
Jesus by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
Jesus by Smoke Destructer December 28, 2008