fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

jamaican lime twist

is when a man places his anus over a girls face, starts to poop, then urinates in his own face.

i like it when you give me a jamaican lime twist baby!

by amazingjorgasm January 1, 2009

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

Jafaican

somebody,usually black whos mind leads them to believe they are jamaican but in reality they aint no jamaican

anne-marie is such a jafaican

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Jamaican

Someone who holds down multiple jobs - usually three or more.

I work at the gas station, for Comcast, and I bartend like a true Jamaican.

by Monie_Love February 12, 2009

Jamaican Barbeque

When guests invite themselves over to smoke weed.

"Hey man, the door was unlocked, we let ourselves in, can we burn with you guys?"

"Man what is this? A "Jamaican Barbeque "?

by Gabriel Sa October 10, 2008

Jamaican Rush

Verb: To take a hit of marijuana and proceed to down as many shots of rum as possible before exhaling.

Person 1: What is your best Jamaican Rush?
Person 2: 3 Shots. You?
Person 1: Five.

by D4Diggz September 24, 2011