A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 19, 2011

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.
by One Two February 7, 2008

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
by moliver130 January 8, 2011

A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.
We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.
by anonymous July 15, 2023

Midget that loves to play golf... Or just deep throat the iron. But even more than golf, he loves to beat his meat to RedHawk, the girl who goes to his school.
by HorseHumpingBitch December 14, 2017

by juicebox August 17, 2016

by CryptWalkin November 24, 2022
