J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.

I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.

by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009

BB&J

Recieving a blow job/ head from a soon to be ex during a break-up that may or may not be mutual. (Breaking-up Blow Job)

Mitch: "Dude, I totally snagged a BB&J as I was leaving Lindsey's house today."

Miles: "Niiice man, total success!"

Mitch: "Yeah, but we still broke up..."

Miles: "But you got the BB&J!!!"

by TheSmiles1 September 25, 2010

Rimmy-J

Slang for rim job, the act of having your butt hole licked in a circular motion

Last night I after I got home from work, I had my bitch give me a Rimmy-J, because her cooking sux.

by Icepick99 October 18, 2008

Nick J

Nick Juisto. The first and the last. AKA God.

I worship Nick Juisto

by Roland D. Blunt February 5, 2010

J. Holiday

J. Holiday is a 23 year old R&B singer/ songwriter from Washington,DC. He is fairly new but gained lots of publicity from a song called bed, there is a rumor going around that he stole the song from Chris Brown but that is either here nor there. He is an extraordinary soulful talent that is sure to be around for awhile. He is also very easy on the eyes.

Lyrics from J. Holiday's 'Bed':
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"

I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.

by Leara1108 November 23, 2007

blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 22, 2008

J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.

J PATTY ME

by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010