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Angry Ivan

After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.
After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.
by El Josh December 20, 2004
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Ivan

A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frank Sandpaper February 4, 2010
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ivaniel

An ugly short guy who get morning wood and get wet when aroused
That guy is so ivaniel...
by ajajsjn an zjxnzjs December 12, 2013
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That's so Ivanhoe

A phrase coined by a year 9 level coordinator at Kew High School, Australia.

Intended to be used as a fleeting example of prejudice against the moderately wealthy students of the school who live in the suburb of Ivanhoe, turned into a popular phrase in record time.

A moderately non-offensive way of saying something's unfairly bad.
Guy 1: Oh that's so gay!

Guy 2: DUDE! INSENSITIVE!

Guy 1: whoops. I meant that's so Ivanhoe.
by Cpt. Chaos January 10, 2010
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Ishani

Shes a crazyyyy ass person. She is High 99% of the time . Hella creepy and her perverted mind has no ceiling. Ishani is kinda savage bitchy but can be wierd at times.

Ishani is successful with her ideas
ALWAYS DAYDREAMING
But loving as a person
U might wanna be an ishanis friend
**Hates everyone BTW
Person 1 : Ishani is High again

Person 2 : ishani is such a wierd ass...she loves all sorta things people hate

Ishani : woah im a celebrity now..i just got a Fanclub mwahhhahahah **passes out

Person 1 : how tf u came here
by Emochicken February 21, 2020
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ivanking

This is a new term used to describe global warming. I created it in the hopes that President Trump might take notice of it and the problem of global warming.
The cause of super storms like Harvey and Irma is ivanking.
by Ingbritfur September 6, 2017
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Ivan

To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
by 69TH September 22, 2017
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