The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019

an amazing, inspiring director and producer
also used to describe a person's appearance, normally if they have big teeth
also used to describe a person's appearance, normally if they have big teeth
by izzythedragkid July 20, 2021

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .
ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
by nmemdp November 21, 2021
