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ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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Ivan

Ivan is my dad
by NotJurgen November 18, 2021
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Ivan valdes

by Linky Linky March 10, 2021
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Ivan Reitman

an amazing, inspiring director and producer

also used to describe a person's appearance, normally if they have big teeth
by izzythedragkid July 20, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.
by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021
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ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋
by nmemdp November 21, 2021
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