you will like me, i am warm!

Avid Merrion used to say it when he wanted to get into the Big Brother house and he still says it today.

"You will like me, i am warm." or "i like her/him, he is warm!"

by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 April 15, 2011

You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

by glaires April 04, 2010

You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

You gotta be shiting me

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

by Mr Confident July 02, 2016

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 May 01, 2012