Best restaurant in the world. Located on Henry Street in Limerick. The Garlic Cheese Chip goes down like a can of worms when you're doing the dog's bollocks on it. Try their battered sausage meal during the day and you won't look back.
by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 3, 2005

A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster
by Arjay December 6, 2003

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.
by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007

by nico January 22, 2005

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.
by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

by Extremely large cranium May 20, 2008

Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.
by anonymouslifelover January 6, 2008
