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The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"

Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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See that disgusting thing over there? That's israel
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Israel

a fucking dumbass stolen country that deserves to rot, anyways FREE PALESTINE!
Ummm what’s Israel??
by HEZBOALLAH April 2, 2024
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Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
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Is a man that loves skibiti toilet to the ends of the earth
You're such an Israel.
by Isthismyhandle May 1, 2024
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
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Israel

The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.

The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948

The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime

FUCK ISRAEL
by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024
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