Back's in half

Excruciating pain in the back after injury.

Typically used in Wales.

Fuck me Dan, I can't believe I just done deads for 120KG. MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Christ mate, I just rolled out of bed and MY BACK'S IN HALF!

by Odlatac March 7, 2018

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

kick the back door in

During sexual activity. A term relating to taking a lady up the back passage.

Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'

'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'

by Beans57 November 7, 2006

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

Smashed her back doors in

performed the art of anal sex with her

I smashed her back doors in
Did you smash her back doors in?

by super27 January 26, 2011

Smash her back doors in

Have anal sex with somebody

(William) Hey bro, I hear you gotta date with Diane!

(Callum) Yeah. I'm gonna smash her back doors in dude..

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019