inception

(adj.) to be utterly confusing, deep, or unintelligible

Student A: Hey, did you get #7 on the test?
Student B: Pft, no! That shit was straight inception.

When I asked my mechanic why my bill was so high, the crook gave me some inception explanation about radiators and shit. Screw him.

by mooblvr March 4, 2011

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yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.

I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye

by Yoan June 26, 2006

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Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010

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Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

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incestion

When doing 69 with an exact replica of oneself, the person is giving pleasure to themself while reciving pleasure from themself, thus creating a split in the universe

-I saw a guy 69ing with his clone

-Are you crazy? I heard incestion was impossible!

by orangekiwicoconut September 28, 2011

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