I’m charted

I’m cracked at fortnite 😩

“Omg I’m so charted did you see that I clipped that guy” as in I’m so good or in other words in cracked. I’m charted

by Monkeyman22496 March 21, 2021

i’m up who

How to make someone call themselves a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there
I’m up.
I’m up who?
Yes, you are.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

I’m bored

And what the fuck do you want me to do about it?

I’m bored- you, 2003-2020

by XxXasseaterXxX May 10, 2020

I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like

Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

I’m loving it

The word in literally every McDonald’s commercial that no one cares about but means not really loving it.

McDonald’s: I’m loving it

Me: NOT ME!

by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023

I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.

I’m 5 minutes away

by anonymous November 22, 2021