Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

by Barlett June 8, 2018

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?
Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.
Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.
by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS
My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019

by Chachachacheer January 17, 2014

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020

The definition of a cunt hoop is a person that is a major cunt . Another word or definition is cunt whoop” meaning the same but with more emphasis!
You my friend is a cunt hoop .and or you my friend is a cunty whoop By meaning is a horrible person that maybe a deceitful person
by Shadow dancer July 28, 2025
