hyper-honest

Extremely honest, with total honesty,

Most people wouldn't admit they committed a serious crime, only the hyper-honest

by JJ800 August 21, 2008

Spawkly Hoses

A joke referring to "sparkley horses" said to make fun of Shakespearian English and the phrase "mo horses" in MacBeth.

Dan: "Mo horses!"
Irene: "They're spawkly hoses!"

by CascadaFTW September 14, 2010

piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.

"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"

by Mrs. P August 4, 2012

4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.

Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.

by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022

Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020

horseshit

your consistency if you lie;
severe objection

Your full of horseshit!
Awww horseshit!

by theajay April 11, 2003

zombie horses

amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.

person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.

by zombiehorse April 9, 2009