Land ho!

A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.

Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"

by Eroticturdburglar June 23, 2017

wine ho

a female wino

That wine ho can drink 2 bottles a day!

by katkatkat February 5, 2010

hamburger ho

a girl or woman who goes on dates for free food

god, danielle is such a hamburger ho! she went on a date with tim just cause she wanted to go to red lobster and she ended up giving him a blumpkin in the men's room

by deadprez92 June 14, 2007

clown ho

Getting one's makeup job permanently tattooed to the face.

Jane's makeup tattoo makes her look so much like a clown, she might as well be a clown ho.

by thecscherme July 23, 2016

fire in the ho

Knowingly blowing your STD laden semen in an unsuspecting female's mouth, anus, or vagina.

It burned when I peed, but she was hot as hell; FIRE IN THE HO!

by Saucy Jiz May 27, 2018

honkey ho

When a white woman knowingly sleeps with a black man that is married or in a relationship.

Did you hear that Tanisha called off the wedding she caught her man with a HONKEY HO

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

Ho-thority

Ho-thority (alternate spellings: Hothority, h0th0r1ty, etc.) n.

1) The power that a woman posseses in regards to her control over her man.
2) The authority that comes with being a ho.

Uses:

a) I'm going to bust out my ho-thority on your ass.
b) My ho-thority is not to be messed with.
c) Respect my ho-thority.


Of course, this could also be used as an adverb, adjective, verb, and pretty much anything else. Examples:

She just ho-thoritied his ass.
She ho-thoritively kicked his nuts in.
His ho-thorititative wife made him a pussy.

by Zvidun March 21, 2004