holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.

God gave Mary a holy fuck.

holy fuck by thebigcheez February 25, 2008

holy statutory 

this term is used when you come across a young female from the age of 16-18 years of age and is very beautiful, the statutory part is said due to the fact, that if you had sex with this female you may go to prison for statutory rape

holy statutory! look at the ass on that

holy statutory by TheZeroNine June 13, 2006

holy ballsack 

a phrase that you should use when you are suprised or excited.

holy ballsack i just crapped my pants!!!

holy ballsack by ballsack inc. July 20, 2011

Holy Canoli 

The name given to your fly from head to toe italian girlfriend.

Man, Angela's so fuckin' hot I wanna get in her holiest of holy's, shes such a fly holy canoli.

Holy Canoli by Anthony Congress September 5, 2016

Holy Sacrament

The act of ejaculating a cross on the females forehead after oral sex. Especially funny and/or offensive if the girl just happens to be catholic.

In the name of the....Father (nut), and the.... Son (nut)

Holy Sacrament by Wyldkat74 March 24, 2005

Holy Smoke 

A term expressing excitement and urgency.

Robin: "Batman! The church is on fire!"
Batman: "Holy Smoke"

Holy Smoke by Klatu February 11, 2010

holy show 

A scene, a spectacle.

You made a holy show of yourself.

holy show by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005