Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020

hide the beanbag

An aggressive and attacking change of topic on a message board thread after being proven wrong about a previous opinion.

After proclaiming that his team signed no players of importance, and then being provided examples to the contrary, RandomInternetPoster12 decided to hide the beanbag and started belittling anyone who thought the team was good to begin with.

by xraver21 April 10, 2014

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Pullin the hide

Don’t hold me so tight, you are pullin my hide. The duck tape stuck to my arm and pulled the hide off.

Something that sticks tightly and pulls your skin is an example of pullin the hide off. Appalachian slang term used in eastern ky Stop squeezing me so tight , you are pullin

the hide off .

by Mydogbuttermilk November 19, 2018

Secret Hide and Seek

The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing

James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.

by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018

Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

Hide n' Houlocaust

v. The act of playing hide and go seek in the Smithsonian Houlocaust Museum.

"Fuck. This museum tour feels like its never gonna end."

"I know, let's play Hide n' Houlocaust. Dibs on being the Nazi."

by The 73rd virgin April 20, 2017