Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.

by drc1986 August 15, 2012

Genuine Handshake

It's in a brief description a BJ.

Hey, you want a genuine handshake mate?

by Lewrh August 30, 2012

Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.

Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.

by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013

ohio handshake

When one grabs another females breast from behind jiggles them repeatedly.

It was a surprising Ohio handshake.

by gingerbeer November 28, 2013

unholy handshake

Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.

Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.

by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

power handshake

The simple act of one man giving a hand job to another man.

My good friend, John, gave me a great power handshake last night.

by breyn6 January 25, 2016