Honkeycunt Mullet

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

Honkey Kong

Like Donkey Kong, but white.

Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!

by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011

Honkeytonk

The sound made when a truck hits a donkey.

That truck hit the donkey so hard i herd "Honkeytonk"!

by Definitely Not Rassem May 28, 2006

Haney

Sucker of clocks

He's such a Haney

by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

Detroit Hanky

Using anything at hand due to lack of tissue or sleeve to blow one's nose in/on.

"Sorry about your towel, Dude. I got some water up my nose in the pool and had to use it as a Detroit hanky."

by Bert the Whip January 11, 2008

hunkey

Awesomely Beautiful; Magnificent; Handsome

That guy is hunkey, he is amazing!

by Link12245 September 18, 2006

honkey

Often mistaken as a negative term for white people, (such as nigger for blacks) but it is not. When the white man came to get a slave in the old days, he would drive up in his truck and signal the slave owner by honking his horn, thus the slaves would call them 'honkey'.
White people are not offended by this term.

We gonna be busy today, here comes a honkey.

by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006