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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!
by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025
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Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.
I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.
by White_65 January 25, 2017
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smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
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Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.
“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”
by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022
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Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women
Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank
by Cary Grants April 12, 2020
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

-lilauu
Hank is amazing
by CaseWord March 21, 2020
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