had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.

"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."

by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024

Japan had it right

About you not understanding the difference between reality and your arbitrary whim.

Hym "Japan had it right. It doesn't shut off until the creator/inventor is credited and paid. It isn't extortion for you to try to steal something and be unable to do that. I'm not manifesting it or just saying things I want to be true. When I say something is the case or that something true, I'm not just doing mental gymnastics to try and legal-loophole God."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023