Hailey's Heavenly Head

Head given by girls named Hailey (Hailey I) that is heavenly.

Men: I want some head!
Hailey: Hailey's heavenly head is where it's at.
Sam: Oh wow.
Emma: Oh jesus christ!

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Hail Rules

When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically

John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."

Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"

by Slickus26 October 15, 2023

Kogan Hail

Kogan Hail was a leader in the organization known as The Real Conspirators. The huge internet mafia is rumored to still be around, but the website he currently resides on is a mystery.

I Voted Kogan Hail!

by The BenMan April 6, 2004

straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

Paper Hailing

Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper and then blowing it on to someone (sizes of paper hail can vary)

Example: "You just got Paper Hailed"
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper (sizes can vary)

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Meme Hailer

A person who worships memes, lives, breaths memes and can't live without.
Always be up to date when the new meme hits.

Person A: "Look, I sent you 10000 memes in DMs, also wanna play VRchat and play as meme characters?"

Person B: " Ugh, God your such a meme hailer"

by WhenYouNeedResults September 26, 2019

charlie hails

if you are charlie hails your a really sexy guy with an amazing physique your bum is massive and sexy logan wants your ass big boy and he also loves his number 1 sweet cheeks cummy chris *winks*

me: hey big boy can you rail me with your big boy

charlie hails : no i’m to busy giving my number 1 sweet cheeks sloppy toppy

by cummy chris January 15, 2023