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Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick 

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."

reverse hot dog 

while man is on hands and knees, his partner pulls his cock backwards towards his ass and gets licked and sucked while pushed down and back...
I set him in the trapeze buns up and gave him a reverse hot dog!
reverse hot dog by yearight October 16, 2006

Burned Hot Dog 

A burned hot dog is when a black guy shoves his penis in a hot dog bun to experience pleasure.
Guy 1: Did you ever eat a burned hot dog?
Guy 2: Eww that's dirty.
Guy 1: Yupp. Dirty and huge.

the hot dog lady 

She's the coolest hot dog lady you will ever meet and she is out there doing her thing from the first warm days in spring until the climate changes in the fall....not to mention, she sells a damn good weiner! Look for her in the lot on the corner of Ocean Ave. and Surf Street.
The hot dog lady was there on the corner selling weiners even though it was raining!

cold russian hot dog 

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
cold russian hot dog by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

Parisian hot dog 

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.
I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!
Parisian hot dog by Jtoad June 26, 2012