hairy mclary

the licking of an especially hairy asshole of an old man.
hey tj says mr french come over here ill show you a hairy mclary.
by tim from poonoroo April 20, 2009
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Hairy Change

A collection of money made up of coins and a few crumpled notes.
Mate owed me £20 and he paid me in hairy change, man.
by GambitsRogueHand December 23, 2011
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hairy pancake

When a female has a very good amount of pubes and a male cums all over them.
"Tytus totally gave her a hairy pancake last night"
by juicey.sackling May 19, 2016
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hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 02, 2008
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hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass
i just gave her a hairy hector
by tylermccaffrey1 December 11, 2008
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hairy slice

hairy slice (n) a descriptive term meaning literally "hairy vagina"
"You're such a hairy slice"
by BringerOfWisdom April 02, 2004
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Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"
by Austin42g March 30, 2010
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